STARE if you dare

  1. When I smile with teeth:

    EXPECTATIONS:

    REALITY:

    ☺

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  2. When you press backspace to delete a typo and your browser sends you back a page.

    ☺

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  3. When someone tells you,

    “I had a dream about you!”

    “yeah you died”


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  4. I dream of the day when someone in the street comes up to me and goes “Excuse me, are you from tumblr?”


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  5. “we’re gonna fucking die”

    “we’re gonna fucking die”


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  6. When someone farts right in front of you


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  7. When I try to comfort someone

    Me:

    Them:

    Me:


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  8. who wants to play delete their blog? winner gets a life.


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  9. Teenage girls 364 days a year: My mom is such a complete bitch. She thinks she’s allowed to control my life but I don’t want to live by her stupid rules. I hope she dies and goes to hell because I hate her and I never want to see her ugly face again.

    Teenage girls on Mother’s Day: Happy Mother’s Day to the most beautiful loving woman I have met in my entire life, there aren’t enough cards in the world to show my gratitude for my mother, I love you mom <3

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  10. sometimes i like to practice interviews just in case i become famous

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  11. the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive


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  13. Mum: Why is your room always so messy?

    Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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  14. When you catch a person you don’t like looking at you

    What the fuck do you want?

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  15. When your friend says “Oh I think your crush likes you.”

    and you’re like

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